For empaths, hermits, introverts and avid readers who do not want to be disturbed

Are you ever sitting on a plane or in a coffee shop, minding your own business, definitely not wanting to engage with anyone, when for someone inexplicable reason Chatty Cathy decides it’s a good time to strike up a conversation? Well, no more! Now you can repel people in an instant.

Instructions:

  1. View the lo-res images and choose your cover/s.
  2. Click the PAY NOW button for the cover/s you want.
  3. Make sure your POP is set to go to nikki.vancoller@gmail.com and ensure your email address is correct.
  4. When POP is received, you will receive the hi-res PDF of your cover, along with printing and folding instructions.

These all fit a standard 20cm x 12cm book.

Top Tip
If you do this at a printer, they can print it onto nice glossy paper so it looks legit, and they can cut and fit it for you, if you ask nicely. Printed professionally, it also makes a great gag gift. Enjoy!

PANIC - ZAR20
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